One Step At A Time

Here's something from the e-mail that I got long ago. Actually, I took it from Nick's blog, he edited it a little to make it even funnier. LOL!! Here, read it.

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.
Best friend: Helps himself and is the reason why you have no food.

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: Call your parents DAD and MOM.

Friend: Would bail you out of jail.
Best friend: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN! We eff-ed up!”

Friend: Have never seen you cry.
Best friend: Won’t tell everyone else you cried but just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: Asks you for their number.

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friend: Only knows a few things about you.
Best friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best friend: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

Friend: Would knock on your front door.
Best friend: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best friend: Already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!”

Friend: is only through high school or college.
Best friend: is there for life!


PS - Nick, don' mind ar, I used your version... XD!


Adios!! Peace! =)